: The girl in the story explains that if every pastry became a churro, the world would be boring and children would be sad because there would be no more donuts to enjoy. Where to Find It

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La Dona que queria ser churro Author: Anon. Chapter 1: El Aceite Caliente (The Hot Oil) Dona Margarita woke up at 4 AM. While other women dreamed of jewels or love, she dreamed of a long, ridged, golden body. She wanted to be fried. She wanted to be dusted with azúcar. She looked at her human hands and sighed. "If only I were dough," she whispered.

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“I don’t want to be soft,” she whispered. “I want to be long. I want ridges. I want to be crispy .”