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Option C — Full Water Experience (only if local regulations and pool hygiene permit)

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Disclaimer: The above article is a work of speculative satire based on fictional product names and adult performer branding. "Pool Noodler 10 Portable" is not a real product. Please check local laws regarding adult content. Option C — Full Water Experience (only if