Date - Everything

The manifestation of literature, sporting hair that looks like an open book. Why It’s More Than Just a Joke

is a sandbox dating simulator developed by Sassy Chap Games and published by Team17 . Released in mid-2025, it features: date everything

Have you ever looked at your smoke alarm and thought, "I bet they have a great personality"? No? Well, the devs at Sassy Chap Games certainly did. The latest sensation in the gaming world, Date Everything! The manifestation of literature, sporting hair that looks

, is taking "love where you live" to a literal—and hilarious—new level. It’s a sandbox dating simulator where, thanks to a pair of magical "Dateviator" glasses, every household object in your home transforms into a fully-voiced, dateable persona. The Premise: D.A.T.E. Your Decor , is taking "love where you live" to

Why I’m Dating Everything (And You Should Too)

, allowing players to explore queer dating scenarios in a low-risk, whimsical environment. Depth of Gameplay