Let’s be honest: DASS tracking isn’t anyone’s favorite job. But common failure points include:

As of this morning, the update is fully rolled out. The absolute zero reading corrected itself. The generators are quiet. And the text-to-speech module has been physically disconnected.

SATA SSDs show 2x higher latency than pre-update. Cause: The new NVMe priority scheduler affects SATA queue depths. Fix: Adjust the SATA queue depth manually: dassctl set sata-queue-depth 256 --persist

Click “Start Upgrade”. Do not power cycle during the process (typically 3–5 minutes). The LED will flash alternating green/red.