My Only Bitchy Cousin Is A Yankee-type Guy- The...

Because of him, I’ve learned to:

He is a "Yankee-type guy" in the classic sense: efficient, sarcastic, and suspicious of casseroles. He doesn’t understand why we spend four hours saying goodbye. He doesn’t understand why we put sugar in our cornbread. And he absolutely does not understand why my Uncle Bubba—a 58-year-old man—still wears cargo shorts to formal events. My Only Bitchy Cousin Is a Yankee-Type Guy- The...