Friend A: “Define success.” Friend B: “She’ll either hook up by next month or start a cult about celibacy as resistance.” Friend C: “I hope she gets everything she wants. Including the stuff she’s too embarrassed to name.”
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It starts, as most modern epics do, with a scheduled tweet. Friend A: “Define success
She isn’t not okay. She is, in her own words, “chronically online, professionally horny, and aesthetically committed to being a problem.” as most modern epics do